Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Who’s been eating my
porridge?” he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. “Who’s been eating my
Porridge?” he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, “For heavens sake, how many times do we have to go through
this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was
Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made
the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the
cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who
set the darn table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the
litter box, and filled the cat’s water and food dish, and, now that
you’ve decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs and grace
Momma Bear’s kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I’m
only going to say this one more time. “I HAVEN’T MADE THE DARN
PORRIDGE YET!”

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to that.
“Why?”
“Because its been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,”Wow!How do
you know this stuff?”
“Uh,”(I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff) “Um, it’s on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.
“Oh”
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
“I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy!”

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“The class action complaint alleges that DoubleClick deceptively and
fraudulently commandeered millions of Internet users to the
commercial websites of DoubleClick’s customers through dissemination
of tens-of-millions of fraudulent Internet advertising banners that
impersonated computer error messages. The Complaint states that
through use of such Fake User Interface (“FUI”) dialogs that gave the
false appearance of being computer error messages, DoubleClick
tricked millions of Internet users into interrupting the work they
were performing to respond to the fraudulent error message, only to
unexpectedly find both computer and computer user thus hijacked to
the commercial websites of DoubleClick’s customers.”