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Speaking English

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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Over the years I’ve used it to test things I maybe shouldn’t have messed with (innocent look), and I’ve tried to clean up but may have missed some stuff. You’ve been warned.

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