So the kid comes running into the house today yelling excitedly:
Kid: mommommomadaddyduckiseatingamommyduck!
Me: What???
Kid: adaddyduckiseatingamommyduck come quick!
Me: I didn’t hear a word you said. Repeat it for me slow.
Kid: A Daddy duck is eating a Mommy duck! You’d better go look.
Kid again: Maybe you better not see this.
I go outside. I thought that there was a duck eating a baby duck and I quickly prepared myself to face this episode and explain it.
Suffice it to say that I was not prepared to explain what was happening. Being the thinks on her feet person I profess myself to be; I said they were wrestling.
!!!
Couldn’t I have just said they were making babies and leave it at that??