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How To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both
lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid. ) The cat will self agitate and make
ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat
is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a “power-wash” and
“rinse”.)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry
himself off. Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean!

Sincerely,
The Dog

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This is a personal blog, and it spans over 14 years. You may see some cussing, ranting, a little weirdness and alot of stupidity. Oh, and whining.

Over the years I’ve used it to test things I maybe shouldn’t have messed with (innocent look), and I’ve tried to clean up but may have missed some stuff. You’ve been warned.

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