Maybe it’s late, or maybe it’s just me but I took a keen interest in the documentation on my package of Scott Toilet Paper just now.
Documentation, you ask yourself? Why yes. It’s right there on the back of the package. All two seconds worth of reading.
They give you a phone number for customer care, and a time. Right underneath it states:
Please have a roll from the package when you call.
Why? Are they going to helpfully walk me thru starting a roll? Or unwrapping the paper from the roll?
And do people really call to make comments on toilet paper? What if there’s something wrong with it? What could possibly be wrong with a roll of toilet paper that you can’t see in the store? Do people actually count the sheets and complain if they only got 998 sheets? Inquiring minds want to know.
[tags]toilet paper[/tags]