MAN DIES AT DESK — AND NOBODY NOTICES FOR FIVE DAYS!

lol. You have one guess to figure out where this came from. NEW YORK -- The owners of a publishing firm are trying to figure out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for five mind-boggling days before anyone asked if he was feeling O.K. Authorities say George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proofreader for 30 years, … [Read more...] about MAN DIES AT DESK — AND NOBODY NOTICES FOR FIVE DAYS!

Tortured Chicken

1 hour 15 minutes (15 min prep, 1 hr cooking) 1 large chicken, rinsed in cold water and patted very dry,inside and out with paper toweling (2-2.5 pounds) 1/2 can beer (any brand, any variety) 1/3 cup paprika 1/3 cup salt 1/3 cup black pepper 2/3 cup packed brown sugar 1. Mix 4 dry ingredients together. 2. Use this rub inside and out of the cleaned, dry … [Read more...] about Tortured Chicken

Plum Chicken

1 (16 ounce) can purple plums, undrained 2 tablespoons chilli sauce 1/4 cup olive oil or margarine 2 (3 pound) broiler chicken, cut into 8 pieces 3 tablespoons minced onion 2 oranges 3 cloves garlic, minced paprika 1/4 cup sugar Garnish: orange slices, reserved plums 1/4 cup lemon juice Remove pits form plums and place in a medium bowl with liquid, … [Read more...] about Plum Chicken