Alligator Safety Tips We're not worried bout bird flu in these here parts. We worried bout them thar alligators! Never allow small children or pets near water by themselves. Do not allow pets to swim, exercise or drink from lakes or canals that may contain alligators. Dogs are highly susceptible to attack since they resemble the natural prey of alligators. Do not … [Read more...] about Alligator Safety Tips
Home Remedies for Zits
So I was looking for home remedies for zits. And I came across a community of people who are into zit popping. On that board I found this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-R2MGgOVb4 I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Anyway, the particular home remedy I'm looking for is apparently too old to be carried in a modern drugstore. Looks like I'll have to visit … [Read more...] about Home Remedies for Zits
I Keep Trying to Drink Worms
The kid brought home a water bottle full of worms today. The bottle full of worms is sitting next to me - happy happy joy joy. Problem is, I keep picking up the bottle to drink, and have damn near drunk the worms. Yuck. They're ugly little suckers too. … [Read more...] about I Keep Trying to Drink Worms
Passed 8th Grade Science
Passed 8th Grade Science! Surprised I remembered that far back..... You Passed 8th Grade Science Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science? … [Read more...] about Passed 8th Grade Science
Gas Prices
I went into the 7-11 gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. … [Read more...] about Gas Prices