Notes to self

Caught the 8 year old skipping class today. Also caught the little shit in 4 different lies to 4 different people, including his teacher, one of the lies involving me. Unfortunately for him, I communicate constantly with his teachers - hound them really - and he is up the creek without a paddle. He will be visiting the principals office tomorrow. 8 years old and skipping … [Read more...] about 8 Year Old Skips Class

Well, I don't know about that. And why am I even thinking of Philip K. Dicks novel is beyond me. I read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? years ago. But I digress. Severely. What *did* this human dream about?? Why I dreamt google banned one of my sites. In the dream I sent them a polite email inquiring as to why. I received an email back stating they didn't like my … [Read more...] about Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Deodarant needs to go under *both* arms for best results. … [Read more...] about Reminder to self

I've never thought along the lines of "mom" and "death", even though I've always known it would happen in the dark recesses of my brain. My dad died when I was 24 years old - I drank my way thru that - keeping myself well insulated with cheap italian wine and drugs. Mom got her own burial plot years ago, and she has a living will, and we've discussed the death and dying … [Read more...] about Mom Death and the Dying things

I see penises and wrenches. See Video … [Read more...] about But what do you see when you see this Video?