Notes to self

I saw one of these things today. It looked like the dude was on his way to work. A moped moves faster. Pocketbike. Just hearing the name makes me shudder. What - do ya pull it out of yer pocket? I know, I know. This is just the image I get when I hear the term Pocket Bike. Whoever came up with that phrase was smokin some bad wacky tobacky. Anyway: I've come to the … [Read more...] about PocketBikes

Viagra and Going Blind? CBS News did a story tonight about Viagra causing blindness. You can read about it here: Viagra (CBS) Federal health investigators are looking into reports that some men who used Viagra may have suffered a new and very serious side effect -- blindness. Funny. I've always heard another version of this story..... … [Read more...] about Viagra and Going Blind

I heard tonight, for the first time, Cowboy Hip hop. Seems it's been there, I've never heard of it. I'm very sheltered. Anyway. Big and Rich was the opening act tonight on Nashville Star. I couldn't believe me ears. Neither could the other half. I liked the cowboy hip hop: thought it sounded purty cool. This Guy: Cowboy Troy seems to be the king. Wanna hear it? Go to … [Read more...] about Cowboy Hip Hop – Hick Hop

John DeLorean died. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/20/obit.delorean/index.html The absolute coolest car. I had a boyfriend that had one of these way back when I was young and dumb. See pictures of the DeLorean: http://www.delorean.com/gallery.asp … [Read more...] about John DeLorean

So the kid comes running into the house today yelling excitedly: Kid: mommommomadaddyduckiseatingamommyduck! Me: What??? Kid: adaddyduckiseatingamommyduck come quick! Me: I didn't hear a word you said. Repeat it for me slow. Kid: A Daddy duck is eating a Mommy duck! You'd better go look. Kid again: Maybe you better not see this. I go outside. I thought that there was … [Read more...] about Duck Sex