Notes to self

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She asks the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk replies, "What denomination?" The woman responds, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists." … [Read more...] about pc

self-help-organisation for victims of :- a Stalking a Persecution a Hypnosis a Victimisation a being Framed a being Blocked from your worth-while Ambitions a Black Magic/Voodoo etc. a being Cuckolded (your wife/girlfriend had another mans children) We are a positive organisation that seeks to assist each other to build better lives for all our … [Read more...] about new group for the persecuted.philosophy of mutual assistance

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Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a few small changes: * Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag luminaries. After a trial run, it was decided that no matter how cleverly done, rows of flaming lunch sacks do not have the … [Read more...] about Martha Stewart joke

According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and Carnegie Mellon University, all the complaints about Microsoft having security problems are bunk. In fact, a report from the two organizations specifically calls for all the finger-pointing to stop because all technology is inherently vulnerable, and simply blaming Microsoft for everything obscures a bigger … [Read more...] about FBI: Sorry, but Security Vulnerabilities Aren’t Microsoft’s Fault