1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go … [Read more...] about 25 SIGNS That Prove – “You’ve Grown Up”…
Stitches
Yippee! Stitches come out today! But wait. It's probably gonna hurt. It's been 2 weeks; you know. Scabs and stuff. Believe it or not; I like staples better. Why? Staples hurt less when removed {they tend to start working themselves out} and there's less of a scar. After my accident; the plastic surgeon used both staples and stitches. You can barely see the scar where the … [Read more...] about Stitches
toenails
note to self: clip toenails before putting cream on feet. … [Read more...] about toenails
tired of spam
Are you tired of Spam? Do you own a Home Page with your or your company E-mail address listed anywhere in it? Then ASS Maker can help you. ASS Maker writes for you a Java Script that you can Copy and Paste into your Home Page in the place of the 'mailto:' tags. ASS Maker disguises the 'mailto:' tags and your address in several parameters of a Java Script E-mail link. When a … [Read more...] about tired of spam
