I've got coffee; cigarettes, and cool whip; with enough money for a pack of cigarettes tomorrow. Life is Good! If my check doesn't get here tomorrow; my bosses life is gonna be bad! Update: Boss is going to cut me another check. Apparently this delay is happening to everyone. I'm not fired! Yippee. … [Read more...] about life is good
Food
Italian Potatoes 6 large potatoes, peeled 1 large oinion, sliced 2 TBLS olive oil 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 3/4 tsp. basil 1/2 tsp. oregano Cut each potato into quarters. Place in a 13x9 baking dish. Toss potato and onion slices with olive oil, coating each slice. Sprinkle ketchup, salt, pepper, basil and oregano on top, and toss. Bake in a 400 degree … [Read more...] about Food
Broken Mousepad
I think my mousepad broke. I'll switch mine with mikes; lets see if he notices. Ok; it's not the mousepad; dammit. … [Read more...] about Broken Mousepad
Oh my god.
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Clean Plates
A young man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grand-father. "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean … [Read more...] about Clean Plates